Awesome Attitude Status for Whatsapp in English

Awesome Attitude Status for Whatsapp 

1. I'm not changed it’s just I grew up and you should try too. 

2. I never insult people I only tell them what they are.

3. If you think I am BAD than you’re wrong, I'm the worst. 

4. The biggest slap to your enemies is your success. 

5. I always arrive late at office but I make it by leaving early. 

6. I’m sorry my fault. I forgot you’re an Idiot. 

7. I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own FONT. 

8. My attitude based on how you treat me.

 9. Hakuna Matata!!! – The great motto to live life... 

10. Yeah You - The one reading my status, Get Lost!

11. When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you? 

12. I know the voices in my head aren’t real but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome

13. I loved a girl and she broke my heart. Now every piece of my heart love different girls. People called it flirt that's not fair… 

14. Dear Mario, I wasted my childhood trying to save your girlfriend. Now, you help me to save mine. 

15. Me and my wife live happily for 25 years and then we met… 

16. Childhood is like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did, except you.

 17. I’m poor. I can’t pay attention in class room. 

18. When I'm good I'm best , when I'm bad I'm worst.

19. I’m cool but global warming made me hot. 

20. Excuse me. I found something under my shoes oh its your Attitude

21. If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’

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 22. Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude.

 23. My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are! 

24. I'm Not Special , I'm Just Limited Edition.

 25. Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.

26. I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!

 27. Stop checking my status ! Go get a Life!

 28. Coins always make sound but the currency notes are always silent! that’s why I’m always calm & silent.

 29. My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.

 30. Life is too short. Don't waste it removing pen drive safely

31. Life will give you exactly what you need, not what you want. 

32. I did lots of stupid things on social networking sites but atleast I never commented “Cute pic dear“ on girls profile picture. 

33. Your Whatsapp status say’s online …..If your online then why aren’t you texting me 

34. I started out with nothing and i still have most of it :)

 35. I was not busy to be online… I had just gave up on my life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my contact name as “Free Recharge” 

36. I will marry the girl who look as pretty as in her Aadhaar card

 37. They say we learn from our mistakes. So I'm making as many as possible! Soon I will be a genius.

 38. Sorry vegetarians we can’t pretend. 

39. Waiting for Wi-Fi network. 

40. I wish I had Google in my mind and antivirus in my heart. Attitude Status for Whatsapp in English

 41. Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my Whatsapp status...

 42. Tried to loose weight… But it keeps finding me.

 43. I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by selling my car.

 44. I’m looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone. 

45. lazy People Fact #5812672793 You were too lazy to read that number.

 46. Sleep till you’re hungry... Eat till you’re sleepy.

 47. If your bad. Call me your Dad.

 48. If I was asked what a friend looks like, I would seat next to you and hold you tight because you define what true friendship really is.

 49. Friends are the family you choose 

50. Good friends will share the umbrella. Best friends will steal it and yell: It’s Awesome, Now Run!

51. What is a Best friend? A single soul in two bodies.

 52. Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.

 53. A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.

 54. True friendship is sitting together in silence and feeling like it was the best conversation you've ever had. 

55. Friends are notes to life's great songs. A melody that carries you along. 

56. A best friend is someone who tells you the truth even when you don't want to hear it.

 57. I don't have an attitude, I have standards for the people who are supposed to be my friends. 

58. It is better to live alone. There is no friendship with a fool. 

59. A true friend sees the first tear, catches the second an stops the third.

 60. A true friend reaches for your hand and touches your hear. Attitude Whatsapp Status in English 

61. That awesome moment when you're telling a lie and your best friend notices and joins you.

 62. My friends are the weirdest, most craziest people I know but I love them.

 63. World is full of smiles, whenever friends are with me.

 64. If friendship is your weakest point then your the strongest person in the world.

 65. Good friends are like starts. You don't always see them but you know they're always there.

 66. Fake friends believe in rumors. Real friends believe in you

 67. Never forget who was there for you when no one else was.

 68. Every friendship doesn't change into love but every love begins with friendship.

 69. A beautiful friendship can change people. 

70. True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable. 

 71. A good friend would bail you out of jail but your best friend would be the one sitting next to you saying, damn that was cool.

 72. A true friend is someone who never gets tried of listening to your pointless dramas over and over again.

 73. Relation of friendship is greater then the relation of blood.

 74. A friend is someone who can see the truth and pain in you even when you are fooling everyone else.

 75. A day spend with friends is always a day well spend.

  76. Good friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, impossible to forget

77. I’ve been using Google for 10 years and I have no idea who uses the “I’m Feeling Lucky” button 

78. Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don’t have one, it’s probably you. 

79. I love to walk in fog, because nobody knows I'm smoking. 

80. I'm not drunk, I'm just chemically off-balanced. Awesome Whatsapp Status in English

 81. Oh, so you wanna argue, bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON. 

82. I'm so poor that I can't pay attention in class. 

83. Warning!!! I know KARATE and few other oriental words.

 84. I'm not virgin, my life fucks me everyday. 

85. I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people

. 86. Save water drink beer.

 87. Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.

 88. Not all men are fools, some stay bachelor. 

89. Phones are better than girlfriends, at least we can switch off. 

90. I love my job only when I'm on vacation Awesome Cool Status for Whatsapp in English 

91. Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up

92. Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

 93. In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker. 

94. How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? they both have an iPhone.

 95. Some people call me Mike, you can call me tonight.

 96. Sometimes you succeed and other times you learn. 

97. I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle... He's dreaming too. 

98. Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status. 

99. Not always "Available".. try your Luck..

 100. Time is precious, waste it wisely.  

Best Love status for whatsapp

Spice up your love life with great lines! Love quotes and status are the messages that embrace a lovely collection of words that will spice up your love even more. There are many good ways to show your love to loved ones may it be father, mother, sister, brother, friends, spouse or fiancé, but the love quotations are the only effective way that can communicate your feelings even better.

                          Can I borrow a kiss… I promise I’ll give it back.

I want to be in your arms, where you hold me tight and never let me go.

In your smile I see something more beautiful than the stars.

Loving you is like breathing – so effortless, so natural. And so essential to life.

The madness of love is the greatest of heaven’s blessings

Perfect love casts out all fear.

 

If you listen, you can hear love in the music.

Love can be hard at times, btu true love is worth the effort.

Say you, say me, say it together, naturally.

A man in love is incomplete until he is married with her love. Then he’s finished.

Love is like a Air ..We can’t see it but! we can feel it.

Loving you is more than just a dream comes true.

When I see my phone light up, I always hope that it’s a text message from you….

True love is when he does little things for you before you ask

Just because we’re not close anymore, that doesn’t mean I don’t care about you.

I will always love you, no matter what happens.

Everyone says you fall in love only ones, but i fall daily with the same person.

A man in love is not complete until he is married…… Then he is finished.

If a hug tell how much i love you, i would hold you in my arms forever.

Once in a while ,right in the middle of an extraordinary life ,Love gives us a fairytale.

Missing someone+No text from ’em = Worst feeling.

The bad news is time flies.The good news is you are the pilot.

The person who makes you happiest is the person who can hurt you the most.

Love is like water in river.It keeps flowing ,though there are huge rocks which hinder its way.

Never laugh at your wife’s choices… you’re one of them …

You can push them away, but people who really love you will always choose to stay

If you live to be 100 years old, then i want to live 99 years so i won’t ever have to live without you.

I wish love had traffic lights…So that i’ll know weather I should GO for it,SLOW down or just STOP.

The person who makes you happiest is the person who can hurt you the most.

I fell in love with you, not because of your looks but for who you are.

Love is when you look into someones eye and see everything you ever need.

True love doesn’t have happy ending …it has No ending.

When i text you, that means i miss you, but when i don’t text you, that means i am waiting for you to miss me.

Everybody knows how to love, but few people know how to stay in love with one person forever.

No one will ever care like I did, I promise you that.

We spend too much time looking for the perfect person to love instead of perfecting the love we give!

Even if I had a million reasons to leave, I would still look for one to stay.

Every LOVE story is beautiful, but ours if my Favorite.

Every moment i spent with you is like a dream come true

You are the sunshine that starts my day.

I Just fell in love with you, I don’t know how, I don’t know why, I just did!

Did YOU know i really love the second word of this question?

Love is not just about how often you say I Love You, but how often you can prove this to be true.

You can’t find love. Love is something that finds you.

Love was just a word before i met you.

Being in love is like being drunk, You can’t have control on what you do.

I have not age, no limit, & i never die, I am called Love.

Love is a game that two can play and both win.

The more one points fingers, the less one loves.

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to handle.

Love cures us – both the ones who spread it and the ones who receive it.

Love is the honey and our life is a flower.

The hunger for love is harder to remove than the hunger for bread.

Easy to begin, but very hard to stop loving someone you loved.

Love has made millions of poets.

People want to ride with you on a lambo, but you want someone who will ride you with on a auto when lambo breaks down.

We are the mirror of those we love.

And in the end its the love you give is equal to the love you take.

Where there is love, there is life. – gandhi

Love status in hindi

Sirf tune hi mujhe apna na samjha,
Zamana to aaj bhi mujhe tera diwana kehta hai.
Roz sochta hun tumhe bhool jaun,
Roz, yahi baat bhool jata hun.
Zindagi mein jung, nafrat se nahi,
pyar se jiti jati hai.